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Journal Entry: Mon May 7, 2007, 10:56 AM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Reading: SF, Fantasy
  • Playing: RPG!
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Long, long journey it was, with aim to find a magic place..
But then, one night, while walking through the deep, dark woods, a light You saw.. Warm, inviting light, from windows of a wood-made building.
"A tavern!"- You thought joyfully.
While getting closer, You could hear a lot of warm voices laughing,arguing friendly, expressing admiration.. Low voices, high voices - so many of them!
You stopped confused.. What was going on in there?
Then suddenly the door went open! You saw a tall figure
standing in the doorway..
"What kind of blessed winds brought You here my Friend?"
asked soft, female voice.
It was a woman.., no! A Female Elve!!
"Come in!"- she said and stepped aside, so that You could look inside-"We`d love to have a guest like You"
Room was filled with dwarves, elves, fairies,
dryads, hobbits, people and many other creatures You have never seen before! So many different clothes, armory, weapons, machines! And on every table - books and paintings!
You stood completely suprised..
"Well"-said Female-Elve -"Would You like to join us?"

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WELCOME ALL :stormtrooper: Slayers, :pirate:, :sherlock:, :ninja:, :alien:, elves, dwarfs, Seekers Of Truth etc.!!

The RPG - Fanart Club is great for everyone who has ever played/ plays or will play RPG, especially real-life-systems like:
1. Warhammer FRP
2. Vampire : The Masquerade
3. Mage : The Ascention
4. Dungeons & Dragons/ AD&D
5. Cyberpunk 2020
6. Call Of Ctulhu
7. Neuroshima
8. Legends Of Five Rings
9. Star Wars
10.Dzikie Pola
etc.

:star: BUT NOT ONLY PLAYERS ARE WELCOME!! :star:
RPG - Fanart Club is for EVERYONE - no matter if You are Master Of A Game/Storyteller, Player or "Just Interested in SF/Fantasy" - join us and share Your ideas for adventures, places, new characters, monsters or funny actions!
Everyone is welcome to join, no matter what age or level!
You can submit almost every art - from literature (for ex. adventures), through paintings, graphics etc, till icons - all related to RPG subject.
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And old dwarven proverb:
Nai noe Klad ankorrak Okk Bryn Galaz un Thagi Elgi (There`s nothing more certain on this world than glitter of gold and treacherous nature of elves)

by ~Sissadora

On an NWN Middle-Earth persistant world server a server-wide shout says: The Eye turns towards Edoras as warriors from both the Eye and the White Wizard head there. The attack started at dusk, as most settled to sleep, the warriors and casters alike ran and greeted the city with death, no man, woman or child left alive. As the great battle comes to an end the brave warriors were hit by a humorous spell, and are now all penguins. Edoras shall sleep now forever and next king shall be a penguin.

by ~elvenpath

The party is exploring a cave, infested with black dwarves and spiders. They reach a heavy iron door with no lock or keyhole. It is open only from the other side, but they don't know that. Of course "a unlockable door can not be left like that" and they spend one hour trying to unlock, break or find the key. After that everybody is sitting on the ground disappointed and yawning. Suddenly the party's sorceress Altariel (3lvl, elf) finds out a scroll of Blink in her backpack end decide she will try teleporting. Despite of what is waiting at the other side :) The party knows about the side effects of Blind (in D&D3) and they are trying to argue with her. "You can't do that, you could stuck in the door and die!" But she has decided and takes the spell roll. Rolls 49.
DM: "Well... it's hard to explain what happened. At one moment Altariel was among you, and next you see light flash. After you regain your vision, you see a hot elvish ass popping out of the door :)"
...
And the next quest is to find a way to get her body out of the door, and perhaps open the gate.
Conclusion: Don't fuck with the DM. When he says "It's closed and there is no way to open it" so it is :D


by *PoldalleLovesnare

In a quick dungeon for low-level characters a group of two drow mages, two dancing-fighter moon elves, and one catfolk bard are hired by farmers to help with a local ant infestation (of giant ants of course). It is only after about a half hour of gameplay that it is realized that the drow do not speak common. This discovered it is wondered how the heck they were really hired and if they really knew what they were doing. Some farmers walked up to them, stuck pouches of money in their hands, rambled some strange sounds, and led them to the desert to meet up with a pair of faeries and a catman. Free money, ey?

~*~

Finding that the drow do not speak common, the female moon elf attempts to warn them that the noise just heard in the distance is a blue dragon. As they stare at her in wonder at what in the world she's saying, she begins to flap her arms and make screeching noises. The wizard suddenly smiles and summons his fiendish bat. The entire group all blinks.
As if that was not enough, the catfolk bard decides he'll play charades. The sorcerer is baffled, thinking both the female elf and the male catfolk are both insane. Again it is the wizard who thinks he understands. The drow does understand that the bard means 'dragon' but instead thinks that the catfolk IS a dragon in disguise. Thereafter both drow decide to try NOT to enrage the catfolk.

~*~

A male cheetah anthrope ranger, a male human rogue, and a female gnome bard are sent on a mission to discover a legendary sword to save the life of a halfling toymaker. They beat all the hobgoblin bandits inside save one, who is then affectionately named "Bob" by the gnome. Bob is then stolen along as a "shield" sent in first if need be. A large dire snake attacks the group. Schamil, the gnome, starts a fire in the hall, keeping the snake at some distance. Dylan, the rogue, hands out alchemist fire to throw as Schamil throws a flask of acid. After all are thrown, Bob is allowed to throw a javelin which misses terribly. Finding nothing else to throw, Dylan turns to Bob. "Bob, throw yourself!"

~*~

Bob, Darius, Dylan, Schamil have just been informed by another group of hobgoblins there's a dragon up ahead. Bob describes the dragon as huge and "very horny".
Dylan: I think we should send in Schamil then.
Darius: Depends on the gender of the dragon.
Schamil: *blinks, adjusting her new dire-snake scale hat* Who am I going to go see?
Dylan: The dragon.
Schamil: Ooooh! Maybe he'll like my new hat! Or...maybe he'll think I slayed his brother.....Hmmm.....


by ~elvenpath

The party suspects the village wizard - Pfash is being evil and doing bad things to children, and stealing merchants' wagons. They only suspect and don't know anything for sure. They walk into his house and the rouge - Teni, tries to provoke him:
- We know about your doings. We know about the spell you use to raise a lich and the adamantine you stole from the merchants' wagons. We know also the deeds you have done to the children. Don't try to lie.
(Bluff roll: 1)
Pfash with little red flames in his eyes:
- Ugh.. what? That's not me.
Teni:
- Ugh.. nothing, we've mistaken the house.




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Journal Entry: Tue May 23, 2006, 2:31 AM
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Long, long journey it was, with aim to find a magic place..
But then, one night, while walking through the deep, dark woods, a light You saw.. Warm, inviting light, from windows of a wood-made building.
"A tavern!"- You thought joyfully.
While getting closer, You could hear a lot of warm voices laughing,arguing friendly, expressing admiration.. Low voices, high voices - so many of them!
You stopped confused.. What was going on in there?
Then suddenly the door went open! You saw a tall figure
standing in the doorway..
"What kind of blessed winds brought You here my Friend?"
asked soft, female voice.
It was a woman.., no! A Female Elve!!
"Come in!"- she said and stepped aside, so that You could look inside-"We`d love to have a guest like You"
Room was filled with dwarves, elves, fairies,
dryads, hobbits, people and many other creatures You have never seen before! So many different clothes, armory, weapons, machines! And on every table - books and paintings!
You stood completely suprised..
"Well"-said Female-Elve -"Would You like to join us?"

:star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty:

:ahoy: to every RPG- lover!!

:star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty:

WELCOME ALL :stormtrooper: Slayers, :pirate:, :sherlock:, :ninja:, :alien:, elves, dwarfs, Seekers Of Truth etc.!!

The RPG - Fanart Club is great for everyone who has ever played/ plays or will play RPG, especially real-life-systems like:
1. Warhammer FRP
2. Vampire : The Masquerade
3. Mage : The Ascention
4. Dungeons & Dragons/ AD&D
5. Cyberpunk 2020
6. Call Of Ctulhu
7. Neuroshima
8. Legends Of Five Rings
9. Star Wars
10.Dzikie Pola
etc.

:star: BUT NOT ONLY PLAYERS ARE WELCOME!! :star:
RPG - Fanart Club is for EVERYONE - no matter if You are Master Of A Game/Storyteller, Player or "Just Interested in SF/Fantasy" - join us and share Your ideas for adventures, places, new characters, monsters or funny actions!
Everyone is welcome to join, no matter what age or level!
You can submit almost every art - from literature (for ex. adventures), through paintings, graphics etc, till icons - all related to RPG subject.
We love getting new members, so don't be afraid to join.
This Club is a great place to meet other Deviants-RPG Fans!

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And old dwarven proverb:
Nai noe Klad ankorrak Okk Bryn Galaz un Thagi Elgi (There`s nothing more certain on this world than glitter of gold and treacherous nature of elves)

by ~PoldalleLovesnare

In a quick dungeon for low-level characters a group of two drow mages, two dancing-fighter moon elves, and one catfolk bard are hired by farmers to help with a local ant infestation (of giant ants of course). It is only after about a half hour of gameplay that it is realized that the drow do not speak common. This discovered it is wondered how the heck they were really hired and if they really knew what they were doing. Some farmers walked up to them, stuck pouches of money in their hands, rambled some strange sounds, and led them to the desert to meet up with a pair of faeries and a catman. Free money, ey?

~*~

Finding that the drow do not speak common, the female moon elf attempts to warn them that the noise just heard in the distance is a blue dragon. As they stare at her in wonder at what in the world she's saying, she begins to flap her arms and make screeching noises. The wizard suddenly smiles and summons his fiendish bat. The entire group all blinks.
As if that was not enough, the catfolk bard decides he'll play charades. The sorcerer is baffled, thinking both the female elf and the male catfolk are both insane. Again it is the wizard who thinks he understands. The drow does understand that the bard means 'dragon' but instead thinks that the catfolk IS a dragon in disguise. Thereafter both drow decide to try NOT to enrage the catfolk.

~*~

A male cheetah anthrope ranger, a male human rogue, and a female gnome bard are sent on a mission to discover a legendary sword to save the life of a halfling toymaker. They beat all the hobgoblin bandits inside save one, who is then affectionately named "Bob" by the gnome. Bob is then stolen along as a "shield" sent in first if need be. A large dire snake attacks the group. Schamil, the gnome, starts a fire in the hall, keeping the snake at some distance. Dylan, the rogue, hands out alchemist fire to throw as Schamil throws a flask of acid. After all are thrown, Bob is allowed to throw a javelin which misses terribly. Finding nothing else to throw, Dylan turns to Bob. "Bob, throw yourself!"

~*~

Bob, Darius, Dylan, Schamil have just been informed by another group of hobgoblins there's a dragon up ahead. Bob describes the dragon as huge and "very horny".
Dylan: I think we should send in Schamil then.
Darius: Depends on the gender of the dragon.
Schamil: *blinks, adjusting her new dire-snake scale hat* Who am I going to go see?
Dylan: The dragon.
Schamil: Ooooh! Maybe he'll like my new hat! Or...maybe he'll think I slayed his brother.....Hmmm.....


by ~elvenpath

The party suspects the village wizard - Pfash is being evil and doing bad things to children, and stealing merchants' wagons. They only suspect and don't know anything for sure. They walk into his house and the rouge - Teni, tries to provoke him:
- We know about your doings. We know about the spell you use to raise a lich and the adamantine you stole from the merchants' wagons. We know also the deeds you have done to the children. Don't try to lie.
(Bluff roll: 1)
Pfash with little red flames in his eyes:
- Ugh.. what? That's not me.
Teni:
- Ugh.. nothing, we've mistaken the house.


by =kyan

Doc: I go with Casey (A 14 year old female werewolf)
DM: She's 14!
Aydin: You are NOT sleeping with the underage werewolf!
Doc: who said anything about sleeping?
Nix: since when did this become Yiff?
Aydin: It's beastiality AND paedophillia! you sick f**k!
.....
A little later
Doc: Did I get her number? *meaning the werewolf*
GM: She's FOURTEEN!

~*~

A party of adventurers find themselves in Baator... after a bit of wandering they encounter the river of blood...
Vladamir: Hmm... I wonder how deep that is...
*without warning, picks up the Gith and throws him in*
"Pansy": *SPLASH!*

~*~

Doc: We are in the middle of the enemy building, surrounded by large men with machine guns, attempting to stop the end of the world...
Neo: How is that not normal?

~*~

*Aydin describes his dream to two of his companions*

Neo: So... then what happened?
Aydin: I don't know... I woke up... maybe if I sleep again *looks unsure*
Neo: hmmm
Neko: *goes and gets a frying pan from the kitchen, raises it and is about to whack Aydin over the head*
Aydin: er... what're you planning on doing with that?
Neko: umm.... I was... er... gonna make some eggs... yeah...
Aydin: *stares at him for a moment suspiciously* alright... just... clean up afterwards....



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Journal Entry: Thu Mar 23, 2006, 12:57 PM
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Long, long journey it was, with aim to find a magic place..
But then, one night, while walking through the deep, dark woods, a light You saw.. Warm, inviting light, from windows of a wood-made building.
"A tavern!"- You thought joyfully.
While getting closer, You could hear a lot of warm voices laughing,arguing friendly, expressing admiration.. Low voices, high voices - so many of them!
You stopped confused.. What was going on in there?
Then suddenly the door went open! You saw a tall figure
standing in the doorway..
"What kind of blessed winds brought You here my Friend?"
asked soft, female voice.
It was a woman.., no! A Female Elve!!
"Come in!"- she said and stepped aside, so that You could look inside-"We`d love to have a guest like You"
Room was filled with dwarves, elves, fairies,
dryads, hobbits, people and many other creatures You have never seen before! So many different clothes, armory, weapons, machines! And on every table - books and paintings!
You stood completely suprised..
"Well"-said Female-Elve -"Would You like to join us?"

:star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty:

:ahoy: to every RPG- lover!!

:star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty:

WELCOME ALL :stormtrooper: Slayers, :pirate:, :sherlock:, :ninja:, :alien:, elves, dwarfs, Seekers Of Truth etc.!!

The RPG - Fanart Club is great for everyone who has ever played/ plays or will play RPG, especially real-life-systems like:
1. Warhammer FRP
2. Vampire : The Masquerade
3. Mage : The Ascention
4. Dungeons & Dragons/ AD&D
5. Cyberpunk 2020
6. Call Of Ctulhu
7. Neuroshima
8. Legends Of Five Rings
9. Star Wars
10.Dzikie Pola
etc.

:star: BUT NOT ONLY PLAYERS ARE WELCOME!! :star:
RPG - Fanart Club is for EVERYONE - no matter if You are Master Of A Game/Storyteller, Player or "Just Interested in SF/Fantasy" - join us and share Your ideas for adventures, places, new characters, monsters or funny actions!
Everyone is welcome to join, no matter what age or level!
You can submit almost every art - from literature (for ex. adventures), through paintings, graphics etc, till icons - all related to RPG subject.
We love getting new members, so don't be afraid to join.
This Club is a great place to meet other Deviants-RPG Fans!

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:target: : SUBMISSION :pointr: [link]

:target: : Funny Stuff?
Want to share funny sentences from game-sessions? - Send us a note with title "Funny" - we`ll add it to journal as a Thought of a Day ;)

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:star: Welcome our new Members: :star:


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:star::star-empty::star: Thought Of The Day :star::star-empty::star:
And old dwarven proverb:
Nai noe Klad ankorrak Okk Bryn Galaz un Thagi Elgi (There`s nothing more certain on this world than glitter of gold and treacherous nature of elves)

by ~elvenpath

The party suspects the village wizard - Pfash is being evil and doing bad things to children, and stealing merchants' wagons. They only suspect and don't know anything for sure. They walk into his house and the rouge - Teni, tries to provoke him:
- We know about your doings. We know about the spell you use to raise a lich and the adamantine you stole from the merchants' wagons. We know also the deeds you have done to the children. Don't try to lie.
(Bluff roll: 1)
Pfash with little red flames in his eyes:
- Ugh.. what? That's not me.
Teni:
- Ugh.. nothing, we've mistaken the house.


by =kyan

Doc: I go with Casey (A 14 year old female werewolf)
DM: She's 14!
Aydin: You are NOT sleeping with the underage werewolf!
Doc: who said anything about sleeping?
Nix: since when did this become Yiff?
Aydin: It's beastiality AND paedophillia! you sick f**k!
.....
A little later
Doc: Did I get her number? *meaning the werewolf*
GM: She's FOURTEEN!

~*~

A party of adventurers find themselves in Baator... after a bit of wandering they encounter the river of blood...
Vladamir: Hmm... I wonder how deep that is...
*without warning, picks up the Gith and throws him in*
"Pansy": *SPLASH!*

~*~

Doc: We are in the middle of the enemy building, surrounded by large men with machine guns, attempting to stop the end of the world...
Neo: How is that not normal?

~*~

*Aydin describes his dream to two of his companions*

Neo: So... then what happened?
Aydin: I don't know... I woke up... maybe if I sleep again *looks unsure*
Neo: hmmm
Neko: *goes and gets a frying pan from the kitchen, raises it and is about to whack Aydin over the head*
Aydin: er... what're you planning on doing with that?
Neko: umm.... I was... er... gonna make some eggs... yeah...
Aydin: *stares at him for a moment suspiciously* alright... just... clean up afterwards....


by ~PoldalleLovesnare

Drogo: *trying to catch the attention of a group of tritons--not quite sure what they were--swimming near to the ship he is on* Well, scream to them.
Lidda: *promptly lets out a blood-curdling scream, making everyone slam their hands over their ears* What? *she asked innocently* You told me to scream.
Drogo: I meant in hail!

~*~

On the deck of a sailing ship, a band of tritons boarded to make sure that Lidda, the halfling rogue, was alright after letting out a wild scream. The ruckus caused made Naull, the human wizardess, use a rod of command to silence most the ship--and unfortunate to her plans, not a lot of the 'enemy'. Lidda stood dumbfounded.
Triton: Why did she scream?
Naull: *with a sigh* I don't know.
Mysterianna: She was told to.
Triton: Why doesn't she speak for herself?
Naull: I do believe she fell under the spell I cast, and is now 'stopping the foolishness'.
Mysterianna: Apparently, she has no will of her own.


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Journal Entry: Mon Feb 27, 2006, 2:24 PM
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Long, long journey it was, with aim to find a magic place..
But then, one night, while walking through the deep, dark woods, a light You saw.. Warm, inviting light, from windows of a wood-made building.
"A tavern!"- You thought joyfully.
While getting closer, You could hear a lot of warm voices laughing,arguing friendly, expressing admiration.. Low voices, high voices - so many of them!
You stopped confused.. What was going on in there?
Then suddenly the door went open! You saw a tall figure
standing in the doorway..
"What kind of blessed winds brought You here my Friend?"
asked soft, female voice.
It was a woman.., no! A Female Elve!!
"Come in!"- she said and stepped aside, so that You could look inside-"We`d love to have a guest like You"
Room was filled with dwarves, elves, fairies,
dryads, hobbits, people and many other creatures You have never seen before! So many different clothes, armory, weapons, machines! And on every table - books and paintings!
You stood completely suprised..
"Well"-said Female-Elve -"Would You like to join us?"

:star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty:

:ahoy: to every RPG- lover!!

:star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty::star::star-empty:

WELCOME ALL :stormtrooper: Slayers, :pirate:, :sherlock:, :ninja:, :alien:, elves, dwarfs, Seekers Of Truth etc.!!

The RPG - Fanart Club is great for everyone who has ever played/ plays or will play RPG, especially real-life-systems like:
1. Warhammer FRP
2. Vampire : The Masquerade
3. Mage : The Ascention
4. Dungeons & Dragons/ AD&D
5. Cyberpunk 2020
6. Call Of Ctulhu
7. Neuroshima
8. Legends Of Five Rings
9. Star Wars
10.Dzikie Pola
etc.

:star: BUT NOT ONLY PLAYERS ARE WELCOME!! :star:
RPG - Fanart Club is for EVERYONE - no matter if You are Master Of A Game/Storyteller, Player or "Just Interested in SF/Fantasy" - join us and share Your ideas for adventures, places, new characters, monsters or funny actions!
Everyone is welcome to join, no matter what age or level!
You can submit almost every art - from literature (for ex. adventures), through paintings, graphics etc, till icons - all related to RPG subject.
We love getting new members, so don't be afraid to join.
This Club is a great place to meet other Deviants-RPG Fans!

:star::star-empty::star:


:target: : HOW TO JOIN :pointr: [link]

:target: : SUBMISSION :pointr: [link]

:target: : Funny Stuff?
Want to share funny sentences from game-sessions? - Send us a note with title "Funny" - we`ll add it to journal as a Thought of a Day ;)

:target: Comments? Suggestions?
Simply send us a note.

:star::star-empty::star:


:community: Members [link]
:star: Welcome our new Members: :star:


:star::thumbsup: Affiliates: :



:shamrock: Founder



:star::star-empty::star: Thought Of The Day :star::star-empty::star:
And old dwarven proverb:
Nai noe Klad ankorrak Okk Bryn Galaz un Thagi Elgi (There`s nothing more certain on this world than glitter of gold and treacherous nature of elves)

by ~elvenpath

The party suspects the village wizard - Pfash is being evil and doing bad things to children, and stealing merchants' wagons. They only suspect and don't know anything for sure. They walk into his house and the rouge - Teni, tries to provoke him:
- We know about your doings. We know about the spell you use to raise a lich and the adamantine you stole from the merchants' wagons. We know also the deeds you have done to the children. Don't try to lie.
(Bluff roll: 1)
Pfash with little red flames in his eyes:
- Ugh.. what? That's not me.
Teni:
- Ugh.. nothing, we've mistaken the house.


by =kyan

Doc: I go with Casey (A 14 year old female werewolf)
DM: She's 14!
Aydin: You are NOT sleeping with the underage werewolf!
Doc: who said anything about sleeping?
Nix: since when did this become Yiff?
Aydin: It's beastiality AND paedophillia! you sick f**k!
.....
A little later
Doc: Did I get her number? *meaning the werewolf*
GM: She's FOURTEEN!

~*~

A party of adventurers find themselves in Baator... after a bit of wandering they encounter the river of blood...
Vladamir: Hmm... I wonder how deep that is...
*without warning, picks up the Gith and throws him in*
"Pansy": *SPLASH!*

~*~

Doc: We are in the middle of the enemy building, surrounded by large men with machine guns, attempting to stop the end of the world...
Neo: How is that not normal?

~*~

*Aydin describes his dream to two of his companions*

Neo: So... then what happened?
Aydin: I don't know... I woke up... maybe if I sleep again *looks unsure*
Neo: hmmm
Neko: *goes and gets a frying pan from the kitchen, raises it and is about to whack Aydin over the head*
Aydin: er... what're you planning on doing with that?
Neko: umm.... I was... er... gonna make some eggs... yeah...
Aydin: *stares at him for a moment suspiciously* alright... just... clean up afterwards....


by ~PoldalleLovesnare

Drogo: *trying to catch the attention of a group of tritons--not quite sure what they were--swimming near to the ship he is on* Well, scream to them.
Lidda: *promptly lets out a blood-curdling scream, making everyone slam their hands over their ears* What? *she asked innocently* You told me to scream.
Drogo: I meant in hail!

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On the deck of a sailing ship, a band of tritons boarded to make sure that Lidda, the halfling rogue, was alright after letting out a wild scream. The ruckus caused made Naull, the human wizardess, use a rod of command to silence most the ship--and unfortunate to her plans, not a lot of the 'enemy'. Lidda stood dumbfounded.
Triton: Why did she scream?
Naull: *with a sigh* I don't know.
Mysterianna: She was told to.
Triton: Why doesn't she speak for herself?
Naull: I do believe she fell under the spell I cast, and is now 'stopping the foolishness'.
Mysterianna: Apparently, she has no will of her own.


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Journal Entry: Thu Sep 29, 2005, 2:45 AM
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Long, long journey it was, with aim to find a magic place..
But then, one night, while walking through the deep, dark woods, a light You saw.. Warm, inviting light, from windows of a wood-made building.
"A tavern!"- You thought joyfully.
While getting closer, You could hear a lot of warm voices laughing,arguing friendly, expressing admiration.. Low voices, high voices - so many of them!
You stopped confused.. What was going on in there?
Then suddenly the door went open! You saw a tall figure
standing in the doorway..
"What kind of blessed winds brought You here my Friend?"
asked soft, female voice.
It was a woman.., no! A Female Elve!!
"Come in!"- she said and stepped aside, so that You could look inside-"We`d love to have a guest like You"
Room was filled with dwarves, elves, fairies,
dryads, hobbits, people and many other creatures You have never seen before! So many different clothes, armory, weapons, machines! And on every table - books and paintings!
You stood completely suprised..
"Well"-said Female-Elve -"Would You like to join us?"

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And old dwarven proverb:
Nai noe Klad ankorrak Okk Bryn Galaz un Thagi Elgi (There`s nothing more certain on this world than glitter of gold and treacherous nature of elves)

by ~Emisia
- Berda's prays for his team mate, who get criticall hit from the Horror of Tzeentch:
"Oh, Great Lord Grimnir, please save this pour dwarf from the great dishonour and his soul from the eternal damnation and suffering. Make..."
Gamelord (the next level of Gamemaster ;P) definitelly bored: "Okay, okay, I understand what you mean, just roll this dice!"
I rolled and scorred 01! Exactly 01 on 100 die!
GL (honestly shocked): "You've just heard this words from your God!"
note: These words:"Okay, okay, I understand what you mean"

- Yoshee:" I'm checking, if there are some alive corpses"

- The dwarven slayer's comments to his team mate after finished fight: "You cut him more or less from his ball to ceiling"

- In the shop:
Berda:
"So how much is it?"
The assistant:
"It depands..."
"From what?"
"Well, actually it all costs 20 gold pieces, but... If you change clothes here, it'll be only 15..."

- A team on session (a short break from main plot):
1st person: Hello Frodo!
2nd person: My name is not Frodo, but Neo!
3th person: Then, Elrond turns to you and says: - Welcome, mister Anderson...

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